You Can't Make This Shit Up - Unravelling the Mysteries of Customer Interaction

3D render of the hardcover of You Can't Make This Shit Up by Shailesh Grover
KindleOctober 2026
Paperback & HardcoverDecember 2026

Customer Experience isn’t just about avoiding problems; it’s about how you handle them when they arise.

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Foreword byBrett KingFuturist · Speaker · Author · Founder - Moven

“95%

of all cognition occurs in the subconscious mind.”

Gerald Zaltman, Harvard Business School Professor

If almost every decision is non-conscious, most CX strategy is competing for the other 5% - and leaving everything that matters to chance, inertia, and accumulated feeling.

What this book is.

An honest account of what it actually takes to build a customer experience worth staying for - written by someone who has spent thirty years watching organisations get it right, get it catastrophically wrong, and occasionally reverse the right answer through organisational gravity.

What it isn't.

Not a Framework

No proprietary model. No seven-step ladder dressed in new language.

Not Gentle Encouragement

The reader who wants soft reassurance will be surprised in the most useful way.

Not Theory

Evidence is specific, named, and grounded in lived operational experience across four continents.

Inside.

Nine chapters, four movements.

  1. 01WHY

    Why we buy without knowing - the psychology beneath every purchase decision.

  2. 02WHAT

    Same planet, different CX - how culture shapes every customer decision.

  3. 03HOW

    Surviving the AI hype cycle without setting your organisation on fire.

  4. 04FUTURE

    How customer centricity wins when things go wrong.

Written for the people accountable for the answer.

CEO

Who suspects the transformation strategy isn't producing the loyalty results it promised.

Product leader

Building AI journeys without a playbook to lean on - because the playbook is gone.

Middle manager

Who knows exactly what's broken, and can't get anyone above them to listen.

Board member

Who's begun to suspect the NPS reports aren't telling the whole story.

Endorsements.

More to come.

Shadman ZafarCEOVibrant Capital
Shailesh and I worked side by side inside one of the world's largest banks, and I can tell you he writes exactly the way he operates. No hype, just the often uncomfortable truth about what it takes to make change and customer obsession stick. His book plainly states what most boardrooms won't. AI rarely fails because the model isn't smart enough; it fails because the organisation doesn't change. Shailesh names the traps precisely, from pilot purgatory and governance theatre to customer centricity as a slogan rather than a daily decision, and then shows the unglamorous, repeatable way out. AI doesn't make you customer-obsessed. It amplifies whatever you already are. If you're accountable for turning AI excitement into experiences customers actually feel on Monday morning, read this before you spend another dollar.
Ashok VaswaniMD and CEOKotak Mahindra Bank
Having worked with Shailesh over many years, I have seen firsthand his unwavering focus on customers as the true north of business transformation. In this book, he brings together decades of global experience, practical lessons, and candid observations on what separates organisations that genuinely earn customer loyalty from those that merely talk about it. At a time when AI is reshaping every industry, this is a timely and thought-provoking guide for leaders seeking to build organisations that are both customer-centric and future-ready.
Amresh AcharyaManaging Director and CEOLoylty Rewardz Mngt Pvt Ltd
Having known Shailesh Grover personally and professionally for many years, I can say the title You Can't Make This Shit Up perfectly reflects his style - precise, direct, and refreshingly honest. Drawing from deep experience across B2B, B2C, and B2B2C environments, the book offers powerful insights into customer centricity, leadership, and real-world transformation. Both academics and practitioners will find immense value in the perspectives and ideas shared throughout.
F. Thaddeus ArroyoChairman of the BoardK2view
Most books on customer experience are written for the conference stage. This one is written for the operating floor. Shailesh Grover has spent thirty years inside the rooms where customer centricity is either built or quietly traded away for quarterly comfort, and it shows on every page. His central insight - that most AI failures are transformation failures in disguise - is the most honest thing I have read about the current moment. If you lead a function, a P&L, or an enterprise, and you suspect your CX metrics are flattering you, read this. It will be uncomfortable in exactly the way you need.
Arvind ThakurFormer CEO, NIIT Technologies Ltd
Customers don't just buy a product or service, they pay for the complete experience. Backed by over thirty years of global, frontline transformation experience, Shailesh Grover masterfully bridges subconscious human psychology with cultural nuances and AI reality. He shatters the illusion of surface-level customer-centricity, proving that true loyalty is an ongoing cultural discipline, not a marketing metric. This book is a profoundly useful read for any leader aiming to create a superior customer experience and build an irreversible competitive edge.
Suresh ViswanathanGroup Chief Operating Officer, Nationwide Building Society
An unfiltered look at why customer experience so often fails inside organisations - and what it takes to get it right. Shailesh combines deep experience with candid observation to challenge conventional thinking. A timely read for anyone leading transformation today.
David SkillenFormer Group COO, Barclays Bank PLC
I have worked with and known Shailesh for many decades. His lengthy experience, constant passion to learn and deploy new and emerging technologies, and leadership in getting to the heart of customer solutions for enterprise wealth is rare, and now shared. Great to have the humour of many embarrassing and gob-smacking service failures but unique to also be given the secret sauce of solution; here are two quotes I cannot forget: 'Customer experience is not a department, a metric, or a transformation programme. It is the operating system of any organisation that wants to be around …' 'Customer service is a culture not a strategy.' These and many other nuggets will have you returning to this book to refresh your own thoughts for many years as you build and execute your own leadership roadmap.
Victoria ThompsonUCL Lecturer, Computer Science Faculty · AstraZeneca Director, Technology Strategy Enabling Units IT
Most books about “User Experience”, “Design Thinking” and delivering “Transformational Change” are the literary equivalent of a jargon-busting management consultancy sleeping pill. This one, however, is not that - it is a sharp, strong cup of espresso that will wake you up and get you ready to make change happen. Shailesh Grover didn't just study this “Shit” or make it up in a lab; he survived it in the trenches, learned from the scars, and lived to tell the story so you can learn from this playbook and try to make products people really like and help them. If you want to stop drowning in jargon, learn from someone who has actually delivered change, and finally break down your biggest institutional headaches, buy this book. Shailesh will forever be, for me, someone who was a joy to work with and a source of sage counsel that helped me on some of the biggest banking projects of my career, and now he's also one of my go-to authors.
Christine CirianiIndustry Partner, Motive Partners · Chief Business Development Officer, InvestCloud
I've spent much of my career helping firms become more customer-centric. Customer engagement is one of the few business disciplines that everyone talks about, yet few can clearly define. The challenge is rarely a lack of ambition; it's translating that ambition into behaviours, actions and outcomes that customers genuinely value. That's what makes this book so relevant. Shailesh moves beyond the buzzwords to share practical lessons from decades of leading transformation efforts across industries. His stories reinforce an important truth: customer engagement is not a function, a channel, or a technology initiative - it's a discipline that must be embedded throughout the organisation. For leaders seeking to bridge the gap between strategy and execution, this book offers both perspective and practical wisdom.
Vincent FongChief EditorFintech News Network
In the years I've known Shailesh, he's never been afraid to be a lone voice of reason against overhyped narratives. His ability to cut through the noise and ground things in reality is something I've come to value as a tech journalist. That same clarity is what makes this book worth your time.
Elizabeth OstaCEO & Founder, Digital Forward LTD
In an era of AI hype and futuristic speculation, it is refreshing to read a book by a veteran practitioner that refocuses on the customer and the hard-won lessons derived from past success and failures.
Portrait of Shailesh Grover

About Shailesh.

Shailesh Grover

Makes transformation real rather than presentable.

Shailesh Grover is not a theorist of customer experience. He is someone who has lived it - as a practitioner, transformation leader, operator, and occasionally as a furious customer - across four continents and thirty years. From Silicon Valley fintech to Managing Director Research and Development - Client and Customer Experience at Barclays to Chief Digital and Innovation Officer at Hong Leong Bank, he has led the work that turns customer obsession from a value on a wall into an operating reality.

  • 30+ years
  • 4 continents
  • AT&T
  • Barclays Bank PLC
  • Hong Leong Bank
  • NIIT
  • NextCard
  • Capco

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